for rent

if you're looking for someone consumed with wealth to shower you, you will find him up the street.

and if you're looking for that some god-like drop dead gorgeous, you will find him on a screen filled box of lies.

if you're looking for someone with power and influence to conquer and rape everything beyond himself, you will find him down the other road.

also, if you're looking for someone with the pride and ego the size of Manhattan, you will find him in that building across this street.


but,
if you're looking for someone with something else to offer you,
you know where to find him.